Here are Some unique valid excuses to not wear heels today:
1. Because you’re just not feeling it.
2. Because no one would ever ask a dude to do this.
3. Because you’re too sore from the gym to walk around on your toes.
4. Because you’re too out of shape to walk around on your toes.
5. Because you don’t want to have to think about the state of your fitness every time you take a step around the office.
6. Because the pointy toe will mess up your pedicure.
7. Because the peep toe will show off your lack of pedicure.
8. Because you don’t care if your legs look sexy when you’re just running errands.
9. Because it’s Friday and you worked hard this week.
10. Because who are you trying to impress here?
11. Because anyone worth impressing will understand.
12. Because you can impress people without walking around on stilts.
13. Because you’re getting sick of watching your feet rebel against your shoes.
14. Because you don’t have permanently slanted Barbie feet.
15. Because your calves deserve a day off.
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