Things Guys Wish Women Knew About Men

1. We get emotional:
We might not sit on the couch crying and watching romantic movies, but we'll go hit the gym extra hard if we're upset (and then cry and watch romantic movies).

2. When we tell you that you look pretty without makeup:
we mean it.
We don't need a lecture on how you think you look. If we didn't mean it, we wouldn't say it.

3. Sometimes we act full of ourselves because we're insecure:
Sure, some men might be very egocentric, but a lot of men who flirt with you are really nervous. Try and let us down gently.

4. We feel weird about our bodies sometimes:
 We have fears of going bald and gaining weight. It might not be hammered into our heads 24/7 by media, but guys can still get self-conscious about their looks. We'd never talk about it out loud, but it bothers us.

5. We're not afraid of commitment:
We might not be wired to act all lovey dovey all the time, but that doesn't mean that we're not into you. Not everyone wants to hold hands while they walk through the park or whatever passes for romantic these days. If guys didn't want to get married, they wouldn't spend years falling deeply in love with you and then propose.

6. We know we spend our alone time doing stupid stuff, but we like stupid stuff:
Much like you enjoy having wine with your girlfriends, we just like blowing off steam watching football all Sunday.

7. Just because we're uncomfortable around your family:
It doesn't mean we hate them.
Being around the dad of the woman you're intimate with would put anyone on edge. Not looking forward to spending an entire day on point doesn't mean we don't like your family.

8. Sometimes we fake our orgasms:
It's rare that guys will pass on an orgasm, but sometimes it happens.

9. And we take giving you yours as a point of pride:
We're not trying to put pressure on you, but we want to do our best to help you get there. We feel it's our duty.

10. Peeing outside is just fun;
It's not gross or weird, it's just easier, OK? Don't judge us for being able to pee wherever we want. If you had a urine hose attached to your pelvis, you'd take advantage of it too.